What? No!

Hey, Human!

What's this news about you going to the office 2 to 3 times a week?

Are you going to leave me ALONE AT HOME? While you're gone for 10 HOURS each day?

WHAT? NO!

I will not hear of it! You're not allowed to go back to the office. I don't care what your boss says. I make no bones about this terrible new arrangement - I am FURRY-IOUS!

Don't leave me, Human. Please?

Sniffle.