Pet Names

CocoMiso (when I was moving between two families)

Miso

Mi-mi-sol-sol (how melodic!)

Mee-soto (yum)

Fuddle Wuddle Cuddle Poodle

Fur Face Four (in the family line-up)

Pee Feet (well I can't help it sometimes!)

Liver Breath (quite insulting, but true)

Pork Floss Bum (you already knew this)

Boo Boo Butt (what they call everybody in this family when upset)

Dog Dog (when the biggest Human is feeling lazy with names)

What do you think of these terms of end0gment*?

Some of them are quite odd but all my pet names mean the same thing - that my Humans love me!

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but your words mean you love me."

- Miso Dog

*A variation of "endearment". Why should deer get to have all the love?