Distraction

Mummy says that my cuteness is distracting.

I say what is the point of adopting a cute poodle if you're not going to look at it ALL. THE. TIME?

Cuteness is to be appreciated. AT ALL TIMES.

If you were 100% FOCUSED on appreciating my cuteness, I wouldn't be distracting you from anything, would I?

It's simple logic.

Wise up, Human.

This is your daily reminder to appreciate (my) cuteness